Michigan – Ohio State Jokes

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Why did Lloyd Carr make his Michigan Wolverines start eating their Wheaties straight out of the box?
Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.
How you you make University of Michigan cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and Beat them for three hours.
How do you keep a Michigan Wolverine out of your yard?
Put up a goal post and paint Roses on the grass beneath it.
Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf?
To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.
How many University of Michigan students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and another one to claim they did it just as well as any Ivy League school.
How do you get a University of Michigan graduate off of your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza.
Why don’t Michigan fans let their kids play in the sand box?
Because the cats keep covering them up.
An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who’s bigger?
The Michigan fan… he’s 18 years old.
How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
Put a classroom there.
What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A visitor
Why doesn’t Michigan have ice on their sidelines during games?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
What does a tornado and a Michigan Grad have in common?
They both end up in trailer parks.
What words do you most often hear from a career minded U of M graduate?
Would you like fries with that?”
Why do the University of Michigan grads hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?
So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
How many Michigan freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it’s a sophomore course
What do you call a 200 lb. Michigan cheerleader?
Anorexic
What do you call a football player in Michigan who has talent?
A product of Ohio.
What’s the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant?
About 50 pounds.
What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Michigan fan on the freeway?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What is the definition of a wolverine?
A rat with VD.
What is the only sign of intelligent life in Michigan?
The freeway sign that says “Columbus, 192 miles”.
Why are there no Nativity scenes on the Michigan campus at Christmas?
Because they canâ€™t find three wise men and a virgin.

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Fiesta Bowl = Ohio State vs. Notre Dame

admin — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 18:47:05 +0000

I predict an Ohio State Buckeye victory today!Â I can’t predict a score for crap but I really believe the Ohio State defense will stop the Notre Dame offense.Â And I beleive QB Troy Smith will have a big game.

The game starts @ 4:30 today.

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OSU beats Michigan!

admin — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 14:58:26 +0000

Jim Tressel is the best thing since slice bread. Once again, the keeps Michigan guessing with the offense.

OSU 25 – MICH 21

Go Bucks!

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Fiesta Bowl = Ohio State vs. Notre Dame

OSU beats Michigan!